Warning: This Is What It's Like To Sleep With James Franco

Photo: REX USA/Everett Collection. Oh, James. James, James, James, James, James. We have this very weird relationship, you and I, where you take one amazing step forward -- doing an incredible Britney Spears ballad in Spring Breakers, taking the piss out of yourself for This Is The End -- and then you tumble, bed-head-over-heels, 12 steps back. For his latest column in Vice, Franco tells a creative re-imagining of maybe sleeping with Lindsay Lohan. Because it reads like a stream-of-thought send-...